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SPOILER ALERT: This post contains spoilers from Season 2, Episode 9 of “Landman,” “Plans, Tears and Sirens,” now streaming on Paramount+.
This week’s episode of “Landman” is sure to leave fans whiplashed. On one hand, there’s a lot of filler, and I would have rather watched an oil rig float by slowly than suffer through Ainsley (Michelle Randolph) acting like a brat during her first hours at college. But then, in the last 10 minutes, two explosive things happen: One that has been telegraphed all season, and one that took me by surprise. Read on to slog through the dumb stuff until that jaw-dropping ending. Onward!
- T.L. (Sam Elliott) delivering another shot to “The View”: “I don’t think they’re trying to be funny, but they are.”
- Tommy (Billy Bob Thornton) just throws lit cigarettes into his pool? Gross!
- Wow, I’m shocked that Rebecca (Kayla Wallace) is going back to Charlie (Guy Burnet) to smooth things over. Progress!
- Ooh, Charlie is delivering that crackling energy back. I like the chemistry here!
- “Bad jewelry and worse haircut”? Charlie has the best mullet in the oil game!
- Why is there so much haircut talk in this episode? Keep that long hair, guys!
- I know Gallino (Andy Garcia) has to shoot people on occasion, but his home life is so chill. Other couples in this show could learn from his love story with Bella (Stefania Spampinato)!
- Would love to see Ainsley try to get along with Paigyn (Bobbi Salvör Menuez).
- “Like the godless religion.” Oof, Ainsley…
- Oh no, they’re so woke! Brace yourself, the audience of “Landman”!
- A pronoun convo! Boy, oh, boy….
- Shout out to Ainsley for even misinterpreting the question, “Do you eat meat?”
- Greta (Miriam Silverman) is back! And Ainsley is immediately mispronouncing her name…
- TCU is going to regret letting Ainsley and Angela (Ali Larter) set foot on campus.
- I’m glad the solution is to not force Ainsley grow up at all! Sure, just get her a swanky penthouse so she doesn’t have to get to know anyone or challenge herself to expand her horizon.
- Greta, you should have had security drag Angela out. You’re in power here!
- OK, Angela, you won. Now you’re just being mean to a teenager.
- Cheyenne (Francesca Xuereb) and her bikini are going to be the death of T.L.
- The script is doing anything possible to keep the women of “Landman” in bikinis, it seems.
- “I’m saying you’re fired.” Ouch, Cami (Demi Moore) — cold!
- Who knew that Cheyenne aka Penny and T.L. would have such a cute relationship?
- Who is this man sneaking up behind Ariana (Paulina Chávez) at the Patch Cafe?
- Eww … Johnny (Mike Harkins)?!? And you’re using a racial slurs towards our hero as you’re threatening her?!? You’re banned from the Cafe!
- Kick his ass, Cooper (Jacob Lofland)! Love when you flipped the guy over!
Until next week’s season finale, sound off in the comments about what job Tommy would be best at besides landman.
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