They Made A $300 Rumble Pack For Your Taint

After years of development, testing, and jumping through various FDA hoops, the Mor “taint bandage” device is now available to buy. Slap this rumble pack on your down-south valley, and you’ll be able to slow down sexual climax or reach it more intensely via a series of electrical shocks that reportedly feel like vibrations.

First revealed back in 2020 as an unnamed and unfinished product jokingly referred to online as the “taint bandage,” the Mor is now a real thing you can buy and use in the United States. As covered by The Verge, the final version of the Mor was shown off at the 2026 Consumer Electronics Show. The product is basically a patch connected to a reusable “pulse generator,” which is the heart of the taint rumbler. The patch contains electrodes that are triggered by the generator and which, according to the makers of the Mor device, can delay ejaculation in folks with penises when properly attached to your perineum. Here’s a helpful gif:

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Victoria Sung over at The Verge tested the device on her arm and said that it wasn’t painful to use and that “instead of a shock, it feels more like a gentle vibration.” Also, she confirmed that it doesn’t hurt to peel it off, which is very important when placing something like that on that particular part of the body. So it should be as easy to use as an actual N64 Rumble Pak and hopefully just as fun. Unlike the Rumble Pak, though, the Mor costs $300 and according to the FDA the patches are not to be reused, so you’ll need to buy refills after you use up the six that come with it.

All jokes aside, the device and the app connected to it seem slick and offer up an FDA-approved solution to premature ejaculation, a problem that can derail relationships and cause a lot of frustration. The creator behind the Mor told The Verge that he’s okay with folks joking about it as long as it helps spread awareness of the product and how it can help people. So don’t feel bad giggling at the taint Rumble Pak. And if you need it or want one, I hope it works out for you!